But Will He Be BAAAAACK?

Our bozo report for today comes from the International File in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, where the police received a report of a large, muscular man carrying a gun. Police issued an alert and several squad cars arrived on the scene. After a quick look around they found the alleged perp, who was taken into custody without incident. The police didn’t even try to interrogate him, either. You see, what had caused all the commotion was a large cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character from the movie, The Terminator. Case closed.