Maybe He Should Have Just Left the Song “Untitled”

Bozo criminal for today comes from East Providence, Rhode Island, where the cops busted Michael Mayfield on drug trafficking charges. According to reports he delivered fentanyl and heroin to an undercover police officer. Additional drugs were found at his home. All of this would not be newsworthy except for one thing…Our bozo was an aspiring rapper. And his best-known song is a little ditty called “Sell Drugsz”. He may want to change the lyrics to “Doin’ Time.”