Couldn’t He Just Use Aluminum Foil Like Everyone Else?

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report from western Pennsylvania, where bozo Raymond Jaques was caught stealing American flags from several American Legion halls. Now, this in itself is a particularly upsetting crime, but it was his excuse for the theft that earned him permanent entry in the Bozo Hall of Shame. When confronted by the cops, he told them that his curtain rod broke at home and he needed something to cover his windows. Hopefully, he’ll get a cell with no windows!


There was some local kid doing that around our town in the 60s, when I was about 6-7 years old. (So, at the height of the Vietnam protests.) Cops found him. It wasn’t a protest thing, just some wierd attraction to stealing flags. Anyway, they brought him by our house with a suitcase full of all the flags he stole. With my eye for detail and memory — even at that age — I was able to pick ours out and get it back. *thumbs up*