Crocs + Crocs = Epic Fail

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Augustine, Florida, home of the Alligator Farm Zoological Park. Cops were called around 6:50 in the morning to a report of a man, clad only in his underwear, crawling in a yard near the park. About that same time, someone from the park also called the cops to report a pair of Crocs shoes and a pair of shorts floating in one of the park’s alligator ponds. There was also a bloody trail leading to the top of a 20-foot structure near the pond. It didn’t take much detective work to put two and two together. When the cops found our bozo, clad only in his boxer shorts, he claimed that he had been “bitten by an alligator.” He later admitted that he had broken into the park to swim with the alligators, had been attacked, and climbed up the structure to escape. Video footage showed a nine foot gator attacking him as he tried to get away, losing his shorts and Crocs in the process. Busted! Charged with burglary and criminal mischief.