Bozo criminal for today comes from Quinlan, Texas, where the cops were called to the local Shell station around 12:30 the other night. It seems a customer had lost something and had called the police for assistance. When they arrived, our bozo explained that he had dropped a bag of meth near the gas pumps and couldn’t find it. Busted! Charged with DUI and public intoxication. And that bag of meth…no details on whether it ever turned up.