Bozo criminal for today comes from Phoenix, Arizona, where our unidentified bozo was upset with his noisy upstairs neighbors. So, what to do? Walk upstairs, bang on the door and yell at them to pipe down? Check. Unfortunately, the neighbors quickly started making noise again. So, what to do now? Go back and ask again? Nope. Call the cops? No way. Fire some shots into the ceiling? Yep, that ought to do it. Not sure if his aim was really bad or something else went awry, but somehow our bozo ended up shooting himself in the face. Yikes. He’s recovering in the hospital. No word if the neighbors ever quieted down.