His Excuse, “I Forgot”

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Sydney, Australia, where our unidentified bozo had been suffering from chronic sinus infections for the past 18 years. Doctors performed a CT and discovered a foreign body in his nasal cavity. The object was removed and what was found was described as a “rubber capsule containing degenerate vegetable/plant matter.” Further research found that 18 years ago he was in prison and his girlfriend smuggled in some marijuana encased in a balloon. Our bozo stuffed it up his nose to avoid detection but crammed it in a little too far and was unable to remove it. And that’s where is stayed for the last 18 years. Authorities have declined to prosecute, saying the statute of limitationx has run out.