We Can Only Pray That It Was Declawed

Details are still coming in on this Bozo story from Atlanta, Georgia, but we couldn’t hold off any longer. Apparently a flight from Syracuse to Atlanta over the Thanksgiving holiday was delayed because a woman was breastfeeding a cat. You read that right. According to our sources, the woman in seat 13A was “swaddling the cat in a blanket, trying to get it to latch” and refused to put it back into its carrier when requested by the flight attendant. No word on any charges that may have been filed or the status of the cat.