He Really, Really Wanted To Be First To See The New West Side Story

Bozo criminal for today comes from Syracuse, New York, where authorities were called to the Landmark Theatre after employees reported hearing a man banging on a wall and yelling for help. Firefighters drilled a hole in the wall of the theatre’s bathroom and used a fiber optic camera to determine our bozo’s exact location. They cut through several layers of drywall and structural clay tile to get to him. They then removed our bozo, who was naked and dehydrated. The man, who reportedly had been in the wall space for two or three days was taken to a local hospital for treatment. Among the questions that are still unanswered, how exactly did he get into the wall? And what happened to his clothes? Updates when we have them.