Bozo criminal for today comes from Wilmington, Delaware, where bozo Robert Ware walked into a bank and presented the teller with note saying, “This is a robbery. I need $150.” The employee complied with his request and he headed out the front door. Pretty standard robbery so far, but then it got weird. Instead of fleeing, our bozo stopped at the ATM in front of the building and deposited the loot into his account. He then headed on foot to a nearby shopping center where he was promptly arrested. Oh, and then he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the cops his mind was currently being controlled by a third party via an implant somewhere in his body. Well, OK then. He’s under arrest on a felony robbery account.