This Definitely Wasn’t a Happy Meal

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Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 0110637: If you’re a wanted man, it’s never a good idea to call the cops. Bozo Antoine Smith walked into the McDonalds in Kennesaw, Georgia and he and his fiance ordered themselves a meal. After the order took longer than he expected, our bozo started to get agitated. He got more worked up when he finally got his meal and, wouldn’t you know it, the fries were cold. When he couldn’t get a new order of fries, he did what any bozo with an outstanding felony murder warrant would do…he called the cops to complain. McDonalds management called the cops also, hoping to get him kicked out. The police arrived and quickly discovered he was a wanted man. After a brief chase he was arrested. Charged with the outstanding warrant, as well as obstruction or hindering law enforcement and criminal trespass. He also had a possession of a controlled substance with the intent to distribute tacked on as police found 31 grams of marijuana in his fiancée’s vehicle. Oh, and those fries in jail probably won’t be hot either.