But He Started It!

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randall Shimoda for sending in today’s report from New Iberia, Louisiana. It seems our bozo drug dealer Dana Brock had delivered two pounds of marijuana to Akeem Wilson. Something went wrong and Mr. Wilson pulled a gun on Ms. Brock. So, if you are a bozo in this situation, what would you do? Call the cops, of course. The cops arrived and found two firearms and the pot in the apartment. However, further investigation revealed that our bozo had actually delivered the weed. You’re both busted! Charged with possession with intent to distribute and a felon in possession of a firearm.