Oh? I Guess We Didn’t Get the Memo On That One

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Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida, where the police were called to a report of a suspicious person. Upon arrival, they found bozo Enzo Carrera in an alley, glass pipe to his lips, attempting to light up. He was quickly taken into custody, but not before he offered up the Bozo Defense of the Week. He said to the cops, “Meth is legal now.” Um. No, it isn’t. Busted! On a felony drug possession charge and a misdemeanor count of resisting police. He probably has more problems since his rap sheet includes multiple convictions for narcotics possession, as well as convictions for trespass, disorderly conduct, obstruction, and assault.