Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Dardanelle, Arkansas. Officers checking on a report of a suspicious individual, found bozo Richard Wells wandering around closed businesses at around 3am. What happened next sounds like it came from a Cheech and Chong movie. When asked for his date of birth, he said he couldn’t remember. “Maaan I forgot!” He then made a really big mistake when he gave the cops permission to check his backpack. Inside they found meth, a spoon covered with meth, needles and….a Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free card. Unfortunately that card only words on board games. He’s busted!