5 10, 1997

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The Bozo Criminal for today comes from San Francisco, California where our Bozo bank robbers spent all night waiting inside a bank after attacking a janitor and forcing their way inside. When the first teller arrived in the morning, the Bozos ordered her to open the vault. She told the Bozos she couldn’t, since it took two employees to open it. But, she said, she saw the bank manager outside and if the Bozos would just let her go, she would go outside, get the manager, bring him back in and open the vault. Ok, said the Bozos and they let her go. She went straight to a pay phone and called the cops who arrived while the Bozos were still waiting for the manager to come in.