1 30, 1998

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The Bozo criminal for today comes from Northbridge, Massachusetts where bozo Alberto Vasquez was arrested for robbing a Dunkin Donuts where he used to work. He got away with about $1400 in cash, mostly in small bills and change. It wasn’t too hard for the cops to catch our bozo. First of all, several of his co-workers at the donut shop recognized him when during the robbery his accomplice called him by name. And secondly, he must have had a hole in his bag, because the cops just followed the trail of coins and muddy footprints to his apartment, which happened to be only two doors down from the store.