1 21, 1998

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The Bozo criminals for today were done in by the weather. Bozos Lonnie Rogers and Wayne Brunson escaped from the Limestone County Jail in Athens, Alabama and made it all the way to Hobart, Indiana before their truck crashed, forcing them to continue on foot. The two bozos were dressed in shorts and t-shirts for the Alabama weather and weren’t prepared for the much colder temperatures up north. As a matter of fact after only one night outside in the 20 degree cold, they called the cops and asked to be taken back to their nice warm Alabama jail cell.