12 4, 1998

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The Bozo criminal for today comes from Bullskin Township, Pennsylvania where bozo Christopher Burgess wanted to visit a friend in the hospital. He had no money for cab fare nor any transportation, so he called 911 and requested an ambulance. When the emergency crew arrived, our bozo pretended to be sick and demanded to be taken to the hospital. When he arrived, the bozo jumped out of the ambulance and ran to the elevator to visit his girlfriend, a patient. The ambulance crew called the cops who arrested the bozo when he came back down and charged him with failure to pay the ambulance bill of $300.