5 20, 1999

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Bozo criminal for today wins our "Excuse of the Month" award. From St. Peters, Missouri comes the story of bozo Todd Westbrook who was arrested for attempting to burglarize Vette’s restaurant, where he was employed. Our bozo had tried to re-enter the restaurant after hours by snaking his way down an air duct. Of course, he got stuck. He was still there the next day when the manager arrived and called the cops. And our bozo’s award winning excuse? He told the cops he crawled into the air duct looking for a good place to sleep.