August 10, 1999

Bozo criminal for today comes from Polson, Montana where bozo Guy Williams stole a 30,000 pound road scraper from a construction site. Don’t know why he stole it, but he drove it straight through town, running several redlights. He then headed down to the city lake, onto a boat ramp at full speed and directly off the end of the ramp, sinking the road scraper in 20 feet of water. The bozo could drive the thing…he just couldn’t find the brake pedal.