October 06, 1999

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Detroit, Michigan where Jo Ann Walker was placing a small gift bag into her car trunk when three teenaged bozos came by and snatched the bag from her, sarcastically yelling, "Thank you" as they ran off with what they no doubt thought was a very valuable package. What the teen bozos didn’t know was that Ms. Walker had just returned from walking her dog, Tippy. And the bag they stole contained the fresh doggie do that Ms. Walker had just scooped up and was going to throw away. Don’t you wish you could have seen the bozos faces when they opened that package?