Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada comes the story of Bozo David Owens who just didn’t know when to keep his mouth shut. Our bozo was arrested and charged with assault but was cleared after taking the stand in his own defense and proclaiming his innocence. After the trial our bozo walked up to the arresting officer and said, "Off the record, it was me. They had it coming." The officer immediately reported the conversation and our bozo was indicted for perjury on the stand.