January 13, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Reno, Nevada where bozo Carlos Hernandez was on the run from the cops who had spotted him holding up a convenience store. Our bozo led the police on a merry chase, evading an intense search by foot patrols and a police helicopter by climbing up a 40 foot spruce tree. And there he would probably have remained hidden, if only the alarm on his watch hadn’t gone off, tipping the cops off to his location.