Bozo criminals for today come from Orange, New Jersey where bozos Mitchell Bryant and Yasmin Gonzalez forced their way into an elderly woman’s car, demanded that she hand over her cash and fled. Several witnesses in the K-Mart parking lot where the incident occurred were able to give the police a good description of the bozos and the police recognized the pair as a couple who had been in trouble several times before. The cops released mug shot photos of the bozos and the newspaper printed the story, along with the bozos photos in the morning paper. About seven o’clock the next morning the police were called to a street corner where they had received a tip the bozos could be found. And there they were, working their day jobs, hawking the morning newspaper on the street corner. The very same paper that had their wanted photos inside.