And They Were Out Of Whoppers, Too

Bozo criminal for today comes from Nashville, Tennessee, where the cops were called to a local movie theatre. Perhaps to break up a fight between patrons? Nope. Maybe someone tried to get in without paying? Nah. Someone went ballistic when he was told they were out of popcorn? Yep. It all began around 11:30 pm when bozo Paul Hampton walked up to the concession stand with an empty bucket of popcorn and asked for a refill. They told him the snack bar was closed for the evening and that’s when all the trouble started. He threw the empty bucket at an employee and then knocked over a display. The cops were called, and it only got worse from there. He threw a trash can at the officer, punched her in the face and attempted to bite her. Backup was called and our bozo was arrested and charged with assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. No word on what movie he wanted to watch while he enjoyed his popcorn.