February 25, 2000

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Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who pointed out this one in a recent Ann Landers’ column. From Camarillo, California comes the story of bozo Robert Pierce who went into a department store planning to steal some clothes. Our bozo took a suit into the dressing room and used a pair of wire cutters to snip off the security tag. He then put on the $419 suit and covered it up by pulling his own baggy clothes on over it and proceeded to head for the store’s exit. Only one problem, remember that security tag he clipped off the suit? Instead of leaving it in the dressing room, he dropped it into his pocket. And of course it set off the security alarm as he was leaving the store.