February 14, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico where bozo Juan Ortega walked into a health food juice bar, picked up a drink and handed the clerk a ten dollar bill. When she opened the register, our bozo flashed a gun and demanded money. The clerk, frightened by the gun, panicked, slammed the cash register shut and ran to the back room, locking herself in. Our bozo was also somewhat panicked by the whole situation and ran out of the store, getting away with no cash and leaving behind his drink and his ten dollars.