February 02, 2000

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Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who pointed out this doozy in a recent Ann Landers’ column. From Peterborough, Ontario, Canada comes the story of bozo Frank Hart who grabbed a six pack of beef from the shelves of a local convenience store and ran out without paying for it. He was captured by the cops less than two hours later, when he returned to the same store to cash in the empty bottles.