February 03, 2000

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Bozo Criminals for today come from the International File. From Johannesberg, South Africa comes the story of three bozos who robbed a primary school. The bozos forced their way into the principal’s office at gunpoint and proceeded to empty the contents of the school’s safe into a black briefcase. After the briefcase was filled with cash and jewelry, the bozos closed it and turned their attention to the principal and his two secretaries, telling them not to call the police and not to try to stop them as they made their getaway. The bozos then grabbed the black briefcase and fled. Unfortunately, in all the excitement, our bozos picked up the wrong briefcase, leaving behind their briefcase filled with all the school’s valuables and getting away with the principal’s briefcase which contained only student homework assignments.