March 30, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today is a double award winner. Not only is Brian Wesley from Des Moines, Iowa our Bozo of the Day but he has also won our Excuse of the Month competition. Our bozo broke out the glass on the back door of one of the homes in his neighborhood, went inside, rummaged around and then left, walking back to his home. The police had no problem tracking our bozo down, as he cut himself on the glass and left a bloody trail to his front door. It was when the police asked our bozo about the robbery that he came up with our Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the cops that space aliens had picked him up and dropped him off at the house with orders to break in.