April 14, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Douglas McKenzie who sent in today’s report. From Tulsa, Oklahoma comes the story of bozo Stanley Shafer who ran a red light in full view of a police officer. The patrolman flipped on his light and signaled to the bozo to pull over. Of course, being a bozo, he decided to try to outrun him. And he did a pretty good job, too, leading the cop on a chase with speeds up to 100 miles per hour. Then our bozo came to a toll plaza. Most criminals being pursued by the cops would either avoid a toll road entirely or speed through without paying. But not a bozo. He pulled up to the booth, stopped and was fumbling for his change when the officer arrested him.