Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 7887: It’s usually a good idea to eat before you commit a crime. From El Cerrito, California comes the story of bozo Royce Richards who carjacked a vehicle, forcing the owner to drive to a bank and withdraw some money from an ATM before kicking him out of the car. The owner immediately called the cops and our bozo immediately headed to get something to eat. The police were on the lookout for the vehicle and spotted it in the drive thru lane at the local Jack in the Box. Our bozo was so intent on getting his order that he didn’t notice the police criuser in line behind him. He was arrested before he could even enjoy his Jumbo Jack.