June 26, 2000

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Bozo criminal for today perhaps should have found a less conspicious means of transportation. From Topeka, Kansas comes the story of bozo Walter Drake who needed to get from Los Angeles to Ohio really bad. So he did what any bozo would do. He grabbed his television set and hailed a cab. Yep, he loaded himself and that TV set into a cab in LA and told the cabbie to take him to Ohio. The cabbie, thinking he was in for the tip of a lifetime, agreed. Everything was going well until the cab crossed into Kansas. It was here that a Topeka sheriff stopped them for speeding. Noticing that our bozo looked rather nervous and that he had a really tight grip on that TV, the sheriff did a little checking. Sure enough, inside the TV he found ten pounds of marijuana. Our bozo was busted.