November 03, 2000

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dan Losada for sending in today’s report. From Hastings, Nebraska comes the story of bozo Jerry Hardy who was arrested on a couple of outstanding warrants. When he arrived at the police station, our bozo said they had the wrong man. He insisted that he was in fact Jerry Hardy’s brother, Jerome. Unfortunately for our bozo a quick check of police computers found that there was also an outstanding warrant on his brother Jerome. Our bozo was trying to claim he was yet a third brother when he was locked up.