November 02, 2000

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Bozo criminals for today come from Albuquerque, New Mexico where bozos Paul Smith and James Allen were being held by the cops under suspicion of burglary. During a break in questioning, the officers left our bozos alone in the interview room. Not knowing that the officers could see everything through a two way mirror, our bozo proceeded to steal some Twizzlers licorice and the change from the office coffee fund box. An additional theft charge was added.