With all the wintry weather across the country in recent days, today’s bozo story comes as no surprise, and thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dennis Hernet for sending it along. From Fond du Lac, Wisconsin comes the story of a bozo snowmobile thief who removed the machine from a garage and proceeded to drive it to his residence. Straight to his residence. Leaving a perfect trail in the freshly fallen snow right up to his front door. He’s under arrest.