December 07, 2000

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Roberta Craig for contributing today’s story. From Turtle Lake, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo John Bridges who had a rough day at the casino. After losing a lot of money at the gambling tables and not wanting to go home broke without an excuse, our bozo walked into the casino parking lot and hit his head against a light pole. He then reached down, picked up a handful of dirt and smudged it on his cheeks. After checking himself in his car mirror he repeated the process until he got just the "I’ve been robbed" look he wanted. He then headed back inside to report the mugging to the proper authorities. One problem, however. Security guards had been watching everything that happened on parking lot surveillance cameras. He’s healing his wounds in jail.