January 22, 2001

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Eddie Stair for sending in today’s report. From Woodstock, Georgia comes the story of bozo Roderick Chambers who stole a car and found in the glovebox of that car a checkbook belonging to the car’s owner. Thinking he had hit the jackpot, our bozo waited a couple of days for things to cool off and then headed over to the bank to try to cash a check, driving the stolen car, of course. Our bozo was patiently waiting in the drive through lane when who should drive up behind him but the owner of the car, who had stopped by the bank to close out the stolen checking account. Recognizing his car, he called 911 and after a short chase our bozo was arrested.