Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Tina Romans of Longview, Texas for contributing today’s report. From Elmont, New York comes the winner of our Bozo Weapon of the Month Award. Bozo Adam Oliver wanted to hold up a gas station but he didn’t have a gun or even a knife so he used what was handy. He grabbed a toilet plunger, stuck it under his coat and demanded money from the attendant. As you might imagine, even under a jacket a toilet plunger doesn’t look much like a gun. The attendant simply said "No way!" and our bozo turned and ran, dropping the plunger on the way out. Our 18 year old bozo and future plumber was arrested by the cops a short time later.