September 27, 2001

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Thanks to bozo News Hawk Terry Romanishen for sending in today’s report. From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada comes the story of bozo Robert Martin who made a number of errors in his quest to rob a gas station. First, he ran out of gas before he ever got there, leaving himself stranded on the side of the road in a stolen car. Driving a stolen car to the robbery was his second error. But his third and fatal error was standing by the stolen car and waving to a police car that passed by. The cops ran a quick license check, discovered the car was stolen and arrested our bozo.