September 25, 2001

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Thanks to bozo News Hawk Neal Tooni for sending in today’s report. From Saucier, Mississippi comes the story of bozo Milton Slater who was involved in a minor traffic accident. When he saw the police arrive on the scene he left his car behind and fled into the woods. Thinking this was rather strange the cops ran a quick check of his license plate and discovered he was wanted on burglary charges. A couple of officers headed after him, but it was a heavily wooded area and after almost an hour of searching they were about to give up when they heard a phone ring. Our bozo had forgotten to turn off his cell phone. He was pulled out of the underbrush and arrested.