November 20, 2001

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Thanks to bozo News Hawk Seth Linthicum for sending in today’s report. From Des Moines, Iowa comes the story of bozo Stephen Harrigan who held up a convenience store, getting away with a small amount of cash. Unfortunately in the confusion our bozo left his wallet behind at the scene of the crime, an oversight he discovered a few minutes later. And since he was still in the neighborhood, he decided to try to retrieve it. As he walked back into the store, he overheard the clerk on the phone to the police, describing him as five foot ten and 38 years old. "I’m six two," our bozo shouted, "And I’m 34 years old." The bozo was still trying to get the facts straight when the cops showed up and arrested him.