December 12, 2001

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bozo criminal for today violated bozo Rule Number 9998: Know when to quit. From Springfield, Ohio comes the story of bozo burglar Robert Martin who was having a good evening. He had hit a home that was full of highly collectable Hummel figurines and had packed his car with them, about $15,000 worth. And that’s when he should have quit. But instead he broke into another residence. And then our poor bozo’s heart gave out. The homeowner returned home to find our bozo thief dead on the living room floor, apparently of a heart attack.