February 15, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Los Angeles, California where bozo Charles Simmons was surprised by the homeowner while he was robbing a home. Our bozo and the homeowner then got into a scuffle with our bozo biting the man and escaping. Unfortunately, he left behind his false teeth when he fled. Investigating officers noticed a name and serial number etched on the dentures. The number turned out to be a California Department of Corrections ID. Our bozo was an ex-con and he had been given the dentures the last time he was in prison. Looks like he’ll get a chance to get another pair.