March 13, 2002

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jeffrey Davis for sending in today’s report. From Anchorage, Alaska comes the story of bozo Todd Smith who needed tools. Lots of them. So he stopped by a construction site one evening and loaded the back of his pickup with them. So far so good. But he hadn’t counted on what the extra weight in the back of the truck and the muddy conditions of the work site would do. Namely, cause the rear of his truck to sink axle deep in the muck. He was trying to unload some of the stuff from the truck to get himself unstuck when the cops arrived.