March 12, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Jackson, Mississippi where bozo Ronald Simington was pulled over by the cops after a traffic accident. Our bozo offered up the excuse that he was a state trooper and was pursuing another suspect when the accident occurred. OK, said the officer, if you’re really a cop, then this must be your patrol car. Please turn on your lights and siren. Our bozo reached toward the dash and threw an imaginary switch. Unfortunately, the imaginary lights and siren didn’t come on. He’s been sent to a real jail.