April 22, 2002

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Bozo criminal for today comes from our hometown of Tyler, Texas once again. An unidentified bozo walked into a pawn shop and for a few moments just stood in the front of the store, perhaps formulating his plan at the last minute. Then, suddenly he grabbed the cash register off the counter and tried to run out the door. Unfortunately he got tangled up in the cash register’s electric cord and tripped, hitting the floor along with the cash register. Thinking this plan needed more work, our bozo fled, leaving the machine behind. Store employees gave chase but he disappeared into a nearby mobile home park. Police are investigating.