April 19, 2002

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Scott Pinkstaff for sending in today’s report. From Lewiston, Maine comes the story of Bozo Kenneth Rodgers who was captured by the cops with a little help from Mother Nature. Bozo Kenneth was pulled over by the cops after a traffic violation. Knowing he was wanted on an assault charge, our bozo bolted from the vehicle into the nearby woods as the officer approached. It was in those woods that our bozo came face to face with another officer…Officer Le Pew. A skunk who scored a direct hit at close range. The stink was so strong that our bozo fell to his knees, temporarily dazed. The officers held their noses and loaded him into the squad car.