August 9, 2002

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Martin Bennett for sending in today’s report. From the International File in London, England comes the story of bozo Andrew Collins who stole a woman’s bank debit card. Finding himself with some "free money" our bozo headed to the local betting parlor where he used the card to place two bets on horse races. Our bozo was obviously no slouch when it comes to picking the ponies as both his horses came in and he won $450. Only problem, since he used a debit card and couldn’t show a proper ID, the track simply paid the winnings into the debit card account rather than paying him in cash as he had expected. The woman whose card was stolen actually ended up with a $450 profit because shortly thereafter the bank stopped activity on the card and our bozo was apprehended.