August 8, 2002

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From San Andreas, California comes the story of hungry bozo Sandy Osteen who stole a steak from an outdoor barbeque when no one was looking. She just sneaked up and grabbed it. It must have been one of those expensive certified Black Angus T-bones, too because the cops were called to investigate. Taking a look around, the officers noticed a trail of steak juice leading from the grill to the front door of a neighboring apartment. The cops found the steak hidden in our bozo’s bathroom. She was arrested on charges of receiving stolen property and on an outstanding warrant for another theft. (What was it this time, a barbequed chicken?)